#i live crackships

[kkrispyking]

when i wanna write normal joll and conk fanfics but my ore turns golden....

PREPARE FOR THE RIZZLER!! (not anytime soon, i think? who knows when i'll get this out lmfao)

[leixo-demo]

"😭😭😭 they disbanded" you guys love to spreand badly translated information just luke the idol fandom when people thought pearl and marina broke. They're on HIATUS, they stopped doing music and I belive and this is not copium, that It's because they're on their honeymoon AND NO MORE DISCUSSION

[anonymouscheeses]

LEE POMNI PLSSS LER GUMMIGOO OR RAGS!! <33

La Pomni!! I was lazy mid way sorry for that buuuttt here's the way I like to draw her (not redesign just a fun way to draw her I like)

Pomni y ella... amigos.... totally...

This might not be what you meant buuut I LOVE both ships equally so sooo much I couldn't let the chance go. Any funnygummy shippers??? 😭

[eatmyson]

lovebug + staticmoth

[kaijukat-art]

yoink

[milkcioccolato]

I’m not going to be able to draw much this month, but it is mermay, so I’m back on my mermaid!AU beikomi bullshit!😌

[teshiee]

was messing around then got hit with the rarepair-ification beam and now im shipping Lloyd's two 'love interests' ever?! toxic yuri?!? i miss akita guys

edit: just found out they're called jadewolf,, teehee

so in this they've both already met lloyd, ignore timeline inconsistencies,,. and wait, this COULD be post-merge since we haven't seen either of these two since before the merge,,, god i hope we see harumi again even if as just a picture frame on a desk,, pplleas

[auroralynne]

McPring - Cure For Me

I feel like they would be the type where “nothing’s happening” until it’s all happening all at once 😌 I love when a ship is a good source of frustration to the involved ❤️

Hope you enjoy 🥰

[sarue]

Sometimes a family can be the 1000+ year old dark lord Oni child of God who's a literal demon that nearly ended the world, a camera man, a 14 year old gang leader who overthrew the government and toppled the monarchy to resurrect the dark lord, the Dark Lord's son who is destiny's favorite and quite possibly the second coming, and a plant

[devilsrecreation]

Everyone shut up this is my new favorite TLG OTP

Although these two come at a close second and hear me out—

I want Kiburi to kiss both of them *aaaand bricked*

[lunar-wandering]

what if Nine married Ao Lie instead of Ao Lie's fiancee in the monkie kid cycle/timeline(??)-

[crackshipoftheweek]

Crack Ship of the Week back again with another post! (After nearly an entire month) Lately I've been working a lot of 10+ hour shifts at my current job, along with helping out at my family's restaurant, updating my résumé, and searching for other jobs to advance my culinary career, so I've been really busy, sorry for not posting in quite a while. On the plus side, I've managed to network with some industry professionals higher up the ladder, and I was recently contracted by a personal chef agency!

Without further ado, let's bring out

This Week's Crackship:

Party Poison (Danger Days) × Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk)

Ship Name(s):

Poison Hand, Dim Mak (see notes below for explanation), Rockerboys, Ronin (see notes below for explanation)

Why It's Crack:

No interactions (separate canons)

Why It's Cracked:

Canons share many similarities. Both are cyberpunk series set in an alternate universe California in the near future (now partially set in the near past, as well), following a war or series of wars that negatively impacted the United States' geopolitical power, costing it territory that would be filled in by an independent city-state (Battery City in Danger Days, and Night City in Cyberpunk) and the resultant power vacuum being filled in by megacorporations (Better Living Industries in Danger Days and Arasaka in Cyberpunk. Like Arasaka, Better Living also seems to be a multinational corporation with at least some notable amount of presence in Japan, hence Better Living having had a .jp domain during the Danger Days album's promotional period, as well as using both English and Japanese writing in much of its content). Crossover potential abounds

Both fill very similar niches in their respective stories (renegade rockers who rebel against corporate overreach with the power of punk rock, and occasionally this gun they found. They both became the exemplar of their respective series' spin on the "rebel with a cause" archetype [Killjoys in Danger Days, and Rockerboys in Cyberpunk])

Both lived and operated in similar timeframes, not taking into account Johnny's engram who stars in Cyberpunk 2077. Party was active in the 2010s up until his death in 2019, and Johnny was active throughout the 2000s up until his death in 2023)

Both are war veterans (Johnny is a confirmed war veteran who deserted the US Military in protest of the government's corruption and purposeful destabilization of Central and South America. Party Poison was likely one of the many Killjoys to take part in the Analog Wars, as implied by the lyrics of The Only Hope For Me Is You)

Both died a similar death, to somewhat similar people, for similar reasons. Both raided the main HQ of their respective antagonistic megacorps in order to rescue an abducted loved one (surrogate little sister "The Girl" in Party's case, and former lover Alt Cunningham in Johnny's case), during which they were brutally gunned down by their corporate foes' bald and sociopathic enforcer (Korse and Adam Smasher, respectively)

Both dye their hair. Party Poison's hair is dyed red (natural color unknown afaik), and Johnny Silverhand dyes his hair black, with it being naturally blond.

Notes

"Dim Mak", also known as "Poison Hand" or "Touch of Death" is a purported system of acupressure-based martial arts said to have originated in ancient China and been culturally imported to Japan. Count Juan Raphael Dante, an eccentric martial arts practitioner who taught karate in the 60s and 70s, also claimed to be able to teach Dim Mak to prospective students, infamously advertising this alleged service in the back page ad spaces in Marvel comic books of the time. This likely was seen at times by Gerard Way, an avid comic fan, as he titled one of the songs in the wider Danger Days multimedia project as Black Dragon Fighting Society, which shares an identical name with the martial arts organization founded by Count Dante. "Dim Mak" is also the name of a record label founded by Steve Aoki, who made a remix of the famous My Chemical Romance song "Welcome to the Black Parade". This fact is also relevant to the ship as Dim Mak distributes punk rock music, with punk rock being the primary genre performed by both Party Poison and Johnny Silverhand.

"Ronin" was chosen a ship name due to their shared status as outlaw warriors, similar to (but generally less shitty towards bystanders than) the ronin of Sengoku and early Edo-period Japan. Party is an outlaw vigilante who fights against BLI, whereas Johnny is a former US soldier who deserted and fled prosecution by moving to Night City. In addition, this name was chosen in reference to Johnny's band, Samurai. Keanu Reeves, who portrays Johnny in Cyberpunk 2077, also starred in the 2013 American remake of The 47 Ronin (unfortunately)

[sniperct]

KITTY SIGHTING

Also lets see, we've got Bobby, Piotr, Sooraya, Exodus, Ilyanna, Alex, and Emma, with fucking Wanda and Pietro offworld what the fuck

Also I can't read Angel's status but it looks like he's deceased and considering the end credits scene...

Dust is the biggest surprise here IMO but she was always one of my favorite of the New X-men and in hindsight maybe not super surprising...

[garlictoastedbread]

*tags @asktrio516 again (i know you’re getting annoyed at this point im sorry 😔)

Trust me I have a lot more where this came from 👁👁

That’s for me to know and for you to…never find out heehoo

Anyways enjoy :]

Proceeds to fall down flat face first and snores

[characteroulette]

I'm so good at knowing when to leave the party behind...

ANYWAYS I also did Snufpollo to this song. It also ended up being its own whole thing hahaha. Predictable, some might say.

Some extras under the cut --

I am so insane about these two. Why did I make this ship up I have to make all my own content smh... /jk